A FRUITFUL DEBUT IDEA or a session of simultaneous play on 160 boards was in the product of 12 chairs, but we have a similar situation, as was with Bender in New Vasyuki, although we do not have a one-eyed chess lover, but just a bespectacled person and not even a grandmaster. And what? He plays chess with his red-haired girlfriend using the Spanish game, and she does not use Philidors protection. Of course she lost. Only our grandmaster is smart and understands that the girl needs to be consoled, and he knows this, just like the beginning of any game e2-e4 – first do cunnilingus, then creampie, checkmate.